Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them

Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!

by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

Rock man

A person who is very gay and most of the time has foreskin

Person 1:look at that gay he is super gay and I bet he has foreskin
Person 2: what a rock man

by Delta was here November 20, 2021

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here

"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."

by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024

housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.

Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom

by dricks November 28, 2007