Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs

mr cuddles wanna bump

by ➖ September 26, 2018

Mr Gassy

If you get Mr Gassied my heart and condoleces goes to your family. It's when someone puts a wiggle AI over Mr gassy

Person A : Person B did something corny and he got Mr Gassy
Person C : No Way

by Moist Doritos Advocate October 21, 2025

mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves

“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g

by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020

Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife that uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : Oh shit! Mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to his blaney cave!

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

Mr. Ferraco

A frail teacher who could blow away to dust with the faintest sneeze in his direction.
A well renowned football coach yet a sub-par english teacher at best.

"Remember when Mr. Ferraco got into a fight with classmate over whether or not they/them was a singular pronoun?"
"Wow that person is old, maybe half of Mr. Ferraco's age"

by Not garroth December 31, 2023

Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023

Mr BonQuiQui

Mr. BonQuiQui, pronounced Bon-Kwee-Kwee, is a figure of the term fancy. Mr. BonQuiQui is the richest, most elegant, most extravagant man you can ever comprehend. He wears an extravagant tuxedo with a nice, luxurious top hat; he wears a nice and sleek red tie; he wears a prestigious monocle and has the most elegant, luxurious, extravagant mustache you will ever see. This dude is miles, light years - hell, even universes above the likes of the Monopoly Man.

Johnson: Brooo, have you met Mr BonQuiQui? Y'know, the dude who runs the QuiQui Bloodline?

Alexander the Great Barter Man Dude Guy XV: Hells yeah homes, I saw bubs yesterday evening when I was going to my yacht.

by Papa Muey August 23, 2023