I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
Grandma’s a chill guy…
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values...
On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's our Family Guy!
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values...
On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's our Family Guy!
by EpicGamerJues78 March 29, 2023
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
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by Daddy chicken hands November 21, 2019
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You Arkansas guys are crazy.
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