7-2 Day

7-2 day is a public holiday on the 5th of October celebrated by Aston Villa fans all across the globe.

7-2 day is the anniversary of Aston Villa beating Liverpool 7-2.

I'm just trying to celebrate my birthday and all I keep hearing is 7-2 day jokes; Fucksake Judith

by HarryRyan19 October 2, 2021

slap a bitch day

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

by karenhater November 10, 2020

Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019

national wlw day!

october 5th is national wlw day

wlw = woman loving woman

it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb

person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!

person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens

by trina vega hater October 2, 2022

alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)

Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day

by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021

Le Monkey Day

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.

Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day

by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019

national ciaran day

a day (april 28) that celebrates all people named ciaran!

chloe: happy national ciaran day!
ciaran: aw you shouldn’t have

by therealraviross April 28, 2019