Fuck the King Day

This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.

Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?

Yeah, I'm ready!

by Trollerio December 20, 2022

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

Le Monkey Day

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.

Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day

by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019

Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019

slap a bitch day

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

by karenhater November 10, 2020

Bully Dean Day

Bully Dean Day is every Friday. It is a day that you can bully anyone named Dean with no consequence.

Isabella: Hey why were you being so mean to Dean today
Anna: Because it's bully dean day, duh
Isabella: ohhhh ok

by potter_is_mylove November 11, 2020

Draco malfoy day

Draco malfoy day is on the 10 october

Today is draco malfoy day!

by draco.hi January 8, 2021