A Wyatt G is a big fat idiot who thinks he is funny and cool but is actually a real piece of s***. A Wyatt G usually has a semi-good hairstyle and is a white boy with usually a blonde type of hair color. If you meet a Wyatt G you are very unlucky and you probably ran away because your eyes hurt just looking at him. He may cheat on people and is a real d*** head.
by yourlittleboyKARL. April 5, 2022
Get the Wyatt Gmug. The type of mate to steal your bagel but then throw it out when he realizes that it has cream cheese on it.
Trevor: "Oh man, I am gonna enjoy this bagel!"
Chad: " Oh sh*t, look out! It's Nick!"
Nick G.: *YOINK*
Trevor: "That's my bagel!"
Nick G.: *Opens bagel*
Also Nick G.: "Eww! You sick motherf*cker! Who puts cream cheese on a bagel?!"
Chad: " Oh sh*t, look out! It's Nick!"
Nick G.: *YOINK*
Trevor: "That's my bagel!"
Nick G.: *Opens bagel*
Also Nick G.: "Eww! You sick motherf*cker! Who puts cream cheese on a bagel?!"
by ppinmybooty November 1, 2019
Get the Nick G.mug. by Willie G Bently December 20, 2016
Get the willie g bentlymug. 
Portmanteau of g-chat and nirvana. G-vana is reached when a late-night g-chat conversation reaches a level of such absurdity and hilarity that Maslow's highest level of existence, self-actualization, is reached.
We reached g-vana last night around 1:33 am and were exhausted thereafter, though we stayed up long enough to watch one episode of Mad Men on Netflix.
by wingsofpoesy November 9, 2012
Get the g-vanamug. A term used by North-Eastern Americans after killing somebody in a video game to impersonate a southern person with out using a fake accent. :)
by OooOWhippassOooO November 6, 2009
Get the G-Hodtasticmug. by ThisGuyIsOneHellOfAGuy December 24, 2007
Get the G-Signmug.