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Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023
mugGet the Meat dildomug.

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.
We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.
by talusanpurer June 25, 2016
mugGet the meat submarinemug.

Peep That Meat

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."
by Hipps January 12, 2021
mugGet the Peep That Meatmug.

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
mugGet the beat my meat casandramug.

Meat Bon Fire

You and your male friends get in a circle and stick your dick tips together upwards and light a lighter under and melt the dick skin together and then do ring around the rosy
i really wanna create a meat bon fire with my friends
by Meangreenkillermafhind November 14, 2022
mugGet the Meat Bon Firemug.

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.
Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.
by Money Green May 25, 2016
mugGet the meat wackingmug.

Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.
He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013
mugGet the Burning Raw Meatmug.

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