National fart day

On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.

Bro, it’s national fart day!

by Kamwalker245 October 3, 2020

I'm 7 days

Instead of saying " I'm weak ", you would say " I'm 7 days " because 7 days is a week and weak and week have the same pronunciation.

Chris : knock knock.
Brandon : who is there ?
Chris : Goke ...

Brandon : Goke who ? ... OOHHH I GET IT HAHAHAH I'M 7 DAYS BRO!

by your local yay arean April 10, 2017

Bully Gingers Day

December 8th Bully Gingers Day. You can bully the shit out of your ginger friend today as much as you want.

Guy 1: Hi Guys
Guy 2: Your hair looks like peeled oranges, its "bully gingers day" by the way

by Yourmomlover69 December 7, 2019

Bubblewrap Awareness Day

It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!

by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

Bully Dean Day

Bully Dean Day is every Friday. It is a day that you can bully anyone named Dean with no consequence.

Isabella: Hey why were you being so mean to Dean today
Anna: Because it's bully dean day, duh
Isabella: ohhhh ok

by potter_is_mylove November 11, 2020

Fuck the King Day

This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.

Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?

Yeah, I'm ready!

by Trollerio December 20, 2022