carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

by Truk you August 27, 2011

Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Spazz Douche

An extremely ignorant person.

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.

by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

by bbkate_r August 22, 2012

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

soul douche

cleansing of an evil, black soul

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"

by EG67 June 14, 2012