Bag of Bumhair

manky and fluffy

Brian "My bellybuttons like a stale bag of bumhair"

by Mr Hol July 30, 2007

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

stick bag

When your scrotum sticks to your leg.

I got a narr case of stick bag

by tontis August 25, 2009

d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.

Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.

by sperm cleana October 18, 2008

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

walnut bag

when its really cold out and ur bag contracts and goes really har

u know uve had, all guys get it

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004