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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Rock

by Avocado And Caitie July 28, 2019
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rock

Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.
by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media
On September 9, 2019, Steve Gorman Rocks began airing on select Westwood One radio affiliates
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
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Rock run

The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.
1. Why were you up at 4 am?

I had a rock run dude…

2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.
by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023
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Abercrombie rock

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.
"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."
by jayastan March 23, 2021
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