How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.
"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."
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The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
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Gods Plan but what you would call your sister when she’s being ✨annoying✨
Amy your being a Goods Ploons
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Slang originated from Australia/New Zealand meaning simply that something is great.
Also popularised by Vanderpump Rules star Scheana as the phrase was the title for her first single released in 2013, and the phrase is a running joke on the show. Good as Gold rose to prominence for a second time in 2023 after it was rewritten and used for an UberOne commercial, performed by Scheana, Ariana Madix and Lala Kent.
Person One: How are you?
Person Two: Good as gold!
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Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche


by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008
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