Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Weed Smokers Blues

When a weed smoker becomes addicted and uses it to smoke the blues away

Person 1: My boyfriend left me, I'm rolling up I can't stand my sober mind right now
Person 2: So you have the Weed Smokers Blues

by ChessZheng November 11, 2025

blue stfu

blue, please shut the fuck up

blue: hi
everyone: blue stfu

by BeePet July 9, 2021

The Blue Devils

The Guys That Keep Winning Every Fucking Year

Oh, Let Me Guess. The Blue Devils Are Gonna Wine For The Millionth Time This Year.

by fwefff August 18, 2023

Blue-shifted

When someone steals a person's idea or intellectual property, e.g. art. Especially when they pretend it didn't happen.

"You drew that picture they're using? Man, you got blue-shifted."

by VinchenzoC August 16, 2025

Old Blue

A nickname for Ford Motor Company, or a reference to a Ford vehicle

Old Blue was the original car company

by Oldblueford August 13, 2018

Wobby Blue

An enormous person usually called a beach whale who's breasts are double d sized

Hey you mama is a wobby blue!

by Fat Blue Waffle May 20, 2010