guacamole nigga penis

basic levle 1 comeback to any roast

guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on

you: guacamole nigga penis

guy 1: *crys*

crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

by wise nigga guru June 2, 2021

PENIS SIMULATOR 2

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.

"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"

by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023

Arizona penis man

A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.

Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes

by Vergilschair January 24, 2023

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023

Bimone big penis

A knob cheese feeding cretin who will do anything in its power to fondle kids.

Stop trying to molest that child bimone big penis

by bil billy bob February 19, 2023

GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021