God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

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Get the Godmug.

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

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Get the I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.mug.

Jinzo the god

Jinzo the God is the god of hot tubs and movie theaters and never lets down. Jinzo also loves anime and new headsets that aren’t broken.

Friend 1: Jinzo the god gifted me a hot tub and movie theater last week!

Friend 2: man Jinzo is so cool!

by BOOIOII January 22, 2019

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Get the Jinzo the godmug.

$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

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