31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.

“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”

by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022

National slap Darius Phills day

Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.

"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".

by Darius Phills November 4, 2020

National favorite movie character day

In the month of October on the 28th people should dress up in their favorite movie characters

“oh my gosh Jeff I can’t wait till national favorite movie character day “

by Curtly’s girl October 26, 2020

National grab or slap a ass day

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!

Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

by Miagonzo April 12, 2019

National text a thick redhead day

If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake

National text a thick redhead day

by The wizard 85246 July 15, 2020

national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021

National grab ass and tiddies day

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪

Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023