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Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.
I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.
by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019
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The Zekes

Something you get from sexual intercourse. Generally makes you sneeze alot and burns when you poop. Occurs within 24 hours of intercourse.
I had the best sex ever the other night, but im pretty sure he gave me The Zekes
by ZekeSYLSR March 31, 2020
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Papa Zeke

Papa Zeke is the sexiest mf on the planet. He could pull anyone’s mom whenever he wants. Papa Zeke is also the biggest man in the world so I wouldn’t mess with him.
Papa Zeke why was my mother in your bed?
by Riley mf Reid November 17, 2020
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fw.zeketard

Hottest man alive.
Never misses.
Gets all the girlsthats a lie
Man fw.zeketard doesnt miss.
by Fw.zeketard September 10, 2021
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jive zeek billiken

A person who talks a lot of jive nonsense that's couched in mystery. Someone who never answers a question in a straightforward manner, but rather shucks and jives around a whole bunch of confusing stuff, as if he's really intelligent. When analyzed closely, it's pretty much a given that the jive zeek billiken is totally full of shit, and doesn't really have much knowledge of anything that's factual.

The Billiken is a charm doll created by an American art teacher and illustrator, Florence Pretz. It became somewhat of a fad in the early 1900s. It was supposed to have certain powers, and was later picked up as a mascot at some colleges in the US. It fell out of favor and mostly disappeared years later. It was an ugly little doll with pointed ears and straight legs, sitting sort of like a Buddha. It also appears as a charm of sorts, worn on the wrist or around the neck.

The phrase, jive zeek billiken was popularized by the black community on Long Island in the 1960s.
Example 1:

Person A: Wow, this inflation is killing me.

JZB: Well, when the man bought Alaska, and forced the Indians to move back to Chicago, y'all knew this was gonna happen, bro. We shoulda consolidated instead.

Person A: WHAT?!? What the hell are you talking about? Why you talkin' all that jive zeek billiken-ass bull shit to meeeee? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. man.

Example 2:

Person A: Does that guy know what he's talking about? He sure talks a good game.

Person B. Nah. He's mostly a jive zeek billiken. You can't take him seriously.
by Del Ritchie October 13, 2021
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mid zeke

1. a person that despises Xirtual and his Xirtualians

washed up siege players transitioning to shitty games like VALORANT
"this game is so fucking shit"

"you're being a real mid zeke right now paulie"
by zekers April 22, 2022
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Wolf cut zeke

Zeke is the definition of a wolf cut he looks like Eddie mudson when people want a wolf cut they ask for a Zeke special
by Kayshawn509 October 13, 2023
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