"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
by i<3Hoes October 4, 2011
Get the Unicorn Fritzmug. Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012
Get the Muddy Unicornmug. Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
by BatGirlBiatch February 18, 2014
Get the crotch unicornmug. Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
by lak1214 January 7, 2012
Get the Hungry Unicornmug. The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011
Get the Unicorn Fuckermug. Jalen green: yo I’m so unicorn fam not even lebron can can hold me. Yenno what joseph ur defo a certified unicorn fam🦄 now.
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
by Jholani8 July 2, 2020
Get the Unicorn fammug. The most beautiful thing ever seen. The guy / girl that is so far out of your league that you will never have a chance. Worthy of being put atop a pedestal. To you, everything about him/her is so unbelievably perfect that getting together is out of the question. Walking down the street and seeing them makes your day. They make your heart flutter. Regardless of who you are, if you were having a conversation with them... you would find yourself at a loss of words. Everyone has a silver unicorn. A silver unicorn to you may not be a silver unicorn to someone else. You dream about them. You think about them. They are perfect.
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my silver unicorn.”
by frozenman57 May 29, 2017
Get the silver unicornmug.