messy matt

While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.

When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.

by BPS is gay March 19, 2004

Matt D

An other word for taking a big shit

Hold on a minute I'm taking a Matt d

by Lieutenantdan June 11, 2016

Matt demon

The demon that haunts your house and its name is matt damon.

Oh no, its a Matt demon

by s10thz October 30, 2017

Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

by Jyshua August 23, 2017

Matt Nicholls

To abuse power with no restraints

I Matt Nicholls my job every chance that I get

by DamagedGoodz January 22, 2015

yeah matt

when one is being a wanker, as well as a mega bull shitter

oh yeah and there were 10 birds and they all wanted me.....
.... "oh yeah matt"....

by kazoo and kasoo November 27, 2004

Matt Damon

the modern Renaissance Man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all African Children.

Deliver unto us Matt Damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.

by theworldneedsmatt July 27, 2010