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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.
Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .
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Titanic

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!
Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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titanic

the favourite ship in the fandom. the ultimate otp.
I will go down with this ship. It's my titanic.
by paterscum June 20, 2017
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Titan

A new activewear brand based in Los Angeles, CA. Their movement of #TitanStrong aims to battle with the warriors affected by mental health.
Let's go shop at Titan.
by TitanClothing December 28, 2019
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TITANIC

The act of breaking your poop into 2 pieces, so you can handle the load a little easier.
I had to Titanic so i could get the package off the ship.
by Judge Doody March 6, 2013
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Dirty Titan

when you shit on your significant others chest and they lick it off.
I just did a dirty titan on that bitch.
by Penis1200 July 25, 2022
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