Dinner Plate Dick

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

side plate spinnin'

When you have a main dish (relationship) and then several other people (side plates) that you're chatting, flirting, and boning. Your main dish is like meatloaf, you're familiar with it and you feel safe with it. The side plates are like grilled brussel sprouts, you're not sure the sprouts are gonna work out but you're feeling adventurous.

Example 1: Man I'm not too full this weekend for a little side plate spinnin'.

Example 2: Hey Tony, I know you're all full with your wife but if you're a little hungry I got just the girl at work for a little side plate spinnin. So you hungry bro?

by radiogal April 17, 2017

Sea boo plate

This sea boo plate will make you pee yourself, fucking explode, make your eyes red and see The Rock with hair

I JUST SAW A SEA BOO PLATE

by jamalou68blueballs February 12, 2022

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

Meat loaf plate

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011

Hang a wall plate

A reference to the popular video "Haters Don't Hate" by comedian Bridget McManus. Meaning: "get over yourself" and/or "don't be so judgmental". Basically, just don't be a hater.

"Man, I'm being such a hater, I should hang a wall plate."
"You really need to hang a wall plate!"

by Witchypoo September 7, 2014