lives on the moon

Pedophile

“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”

by Copheyboi December 16, 2021

Moon Pushups

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.

We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.

by Mr2fist July 27, 2011

Sneha the moon

Pretty, will reply to your messages after 3-5 business days, listens to sad songs and makes fake scenarios to cry herself to sleep, gave up on life long time back, loves money and JIN, is a bish, her hair is what everyone is/should be jealous of, has pretty hands, is useless, kinky as hell, loves being called babygirl and is reyan's bitch

Sneha the moon's hand is so pretty.
Sneha the moon never replies to my texts early.
Sneha the moon is always texting her lover and ignoring my text.

by Daisy (🌼❛ ֊ ❛„) March 6, 2022

Moon roost

When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.

Danny just moon roosted us and left his ass and ball print on my clean windows.

by Naw August 11, 2014

Gangsta Moon

noun - a moon phase shortly after a full moon that causes Asian-American teenagers to participate in gangster activities
these activities may include but are not limited to the following:
- smoking fat blunts to the dome
- tagging
- cutting people off on the road
- getting hella drunk
- rapping
- partying non-stop

All of the Asian boys were forced to stay inside because their parents knew the gangsta moon was out and didn't want them tagging.

by ralf.lopez June 30, 2011

Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

by Shasake December 13, 2019