JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

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jojo fucker

a short nigger who likes to suck off of big ugly niggers and who is annoying and retarded asf

oh shit a jojo fucker

by boI_L December 7, 2021

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jojo bizarre adventure

the manga /anime made by Hirohiko Araki the vampare

jojo bizarre adventure :that man is a vampare the series is 8 parts and it split in anime to mange

by the man who likes jojo March 12, 2021

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jojo gypsy

To have no hair or no hairline.

OMG ITS JOJO GYPSY?

by ariola grand February 5, 2021

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JoJo Thimblethumb

JoJo Thimblethumb is a Man in their late fifties who enjoys gardening. He is a kind-hearted Person and likes Green Tea.

"Did you hear about JoJo Thimblethumb??"
"Yea, I hear he likes Tea!"

by Azilla April 30, 2024

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JoJo West

One of the smartest, funniest, sexiest BIG Booty Italian bitches that you will ever meet! She loves dick more than anything and can suck the nut out of a man and have it down her throat and in her belly before his vision clears! She’s known as a unicorn, mainly because there’s always a errect horn somewhere in her vicinity, but also because she’s a tough one to pin down. (The trick is fooling her into using cuffs and shackles BDSM style blind fold and ball gag as well, the works, then once you have gotten her where you want her you remove the blind fold and then BOOM! Tell her she’s just been JOJO’d!) (or the more common goddess of road head JoJoing)

Bro I met a chick at the bar last night , and took her to my place but on the way there idk what happen, I was driving and next thing I know my eyes were crossed and I couldn’t see. I came to with my pants undone and feeling AMAZING! Dude, you met JoJo West! You got JoJo’d!! Lucky bastard.

by BeenaboutitBro April 20, 2024

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