beast of song

A person who blindly sings the praises of his idol.

Gray: You surrounded me, with songs of praise,
You brought me to this place...
Ken: Isn't that Gray singing -
Johnson: That worship song?
Gray: (continues singing without noticing Ken or Johnson as he walks away) Where Your Love and Grace move within my life...
Ken: You're right, Johnson; Gray has sung that song every week without fail, that beast of song!

by Bogan of the Desert January 9, 2019

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Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand

Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song

by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019

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The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

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Power of Song

Whoever gets a musical number gets a boost, while their enemies are forced to either stay still or do minimal movement and make them look good until the song ends.
Exceptions are if they are a plot point or if its important to progress the story.

*The main villian gets a musical number.*
Person 1: Why's everyone else just standing still?
Person 2: That's the Power of Song for ya.

by adr1anna May 14, 2023

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This Damn Song

A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.

*This damn song starts to play*

Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”

*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*

by CSD02 December 24, 2022

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