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Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
by Dirtbunny April 9, 2006
mugGet the Bag of Skittlesmug.

Skittle dicking

The act of placing large amounts of skittles in someones's front yard, arranging it into the shape of male genitilia, and then spraying the area with their own water. After the rainbow colors soak into the grass, they will now be the proud owner of a rainbow colored penis, displayed vividly in their lawn
Trevor was such an asshole, that we had a little skittle dicking adventure in his yard the other night, taste the rainbow bitch!
by Macdaddy12746348 January 13, 2012
mugGet the Skittle dickingmug.

skittle dropper

a person that is a pedofile
The old man that raped that young girl is a Skittle Dropper.
by brittany sin May 29, 2008
mugGet the skittle droppermug.

Throat Skittles

slang for the dangly thing at the back of your throat, usually used in kissing terms
hey Tod, I definitely tasted Danielle's throat skittles last night
by Ahramis May 1, 2010
mugGet the Throat Skittlesmug.

skittles card

Card awarded to those who have dated someone from just about every race.
I just dated Ted, that means that I will get my skittles card because I have tasted the rainbow!
by GreenG August 8, 2014
mugGet the skittles cardmug.

Skittle Tit

The act of eating skittles off of womens tit or tits.
That whore lets every one skittle tit her!
by Captain~Morgan October 30, 2011
mugGet the Skittle Titmug.

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