Shadies are baddass beautiful creatures. They tame untameable beasts, and are loved by quaker parrots and little dogs with big hearts. They look damn sexy in everything they bless by wearing on their smokin' bodies. Shadies are always blessed with the best sisters our creator can produce, aka shadie moms. When you need some honest tell it as it is advice, you call a Shadie. If you're sitting under a nice ass tree when its hot as fuck out, you be like damn! I'm glad I found a Shadie! When you need a partner to drink, drank, drunk some vino with, you put the word out that you need a shadie. Shadies will always make time for you, even if you happen to be a blubbering mess. She always knows to bring the vino..... Shadies are just intuitive like that.
When you call a shadies name in the woods, the birds answer back in song, because her name is so wild and beautiful. The men who attempt to steal a shadies heart only ever succeed if they only ever succeed if they know to treat her as the wild spirit that is her soul. To try and possess a shadies spirit will only result in broken dreams, for one must accept that to walk faithfully beside a Shadie is the only way to become part of her untameable heart.
When you call a shadies name in the woods, the birds answer back in song, because her name is so wild and beautiful. The men who attempt to steal a shadies heart only ever succeed if they only ever succeed if they know to treat her as the wild spirit that is her soul. To try and possess a shadies spirit will only result in broken dreams, for one must accept that to walk faithfully beside a Shadie is the only way to become part of her untameable heart.
by Asset14 October 15, 2021
Get the Shadiemug. by bob saggytits August 30, 2017
Get the shadymug. Shady Shawn is a corrupt Sheriff who allows sexual assault, blows taxpayer money and owes thousands in back child support. His shady antics are covered by a thin blue veil.
Shady Shawn is up to no good again, he just spent another $100k and promoted a sexual predator.
"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"
"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"
"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"
"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"
by _Jake November 22, 2019
Get the Shady Shawnmug. Sneaky ,good looking guy that loves to hang out with friends but also loves to be alone has a lot of friends and a huge cock and balls, very smart….but doesn’t use his intelligence
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Shadymug. A Shady Twink is another saying for a ‘small peepee’. The origins of such a celestial term comes from infamous Instagram user: redacted when their step mother had over heard them use “Shady Twink” in a sentence, ultimately assuming such term was related to a “small p*n*s” therefore creating a new definition for “Shady Twink”.
“It’s quite unfortunate for you kyle. Seems like you’ve been diagnosed with Shady Twink energy.”
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
by #baddie July 20, 2021
Get the Shady Twinkmug. by Jonnysins903 December 19, 2023
Get the Shady Alzubimug.