Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

riding an elephant

getting pegged by a fat bitch

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??

by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019

riding confidential

Driving a stolen car, while also trying to avoid detection by the police.

"My brother Deontay got caught riding confidential, now he's lookin' at three years in the joint."

by xlockex1981 November 19, 2019

riding 'rona

Having sex with a woman who has COVID-19 specifically so that you can feel her pelvic floor muscles give you a good yank every time she convulses from coughing.

Man, I was riding 'rona on Megan the other day and it felt great then, less so now that I'm in the ICU with a 104 fever.

by theotherpervypilot March 29, 2020

Riding Diablo

See the proper term “Riding Gilbert”

Rand died today while Riding Diablo. It was bumpy and ugly.

by T. Little May 15, 2021

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021

Riding the bitch-cunt express

Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.

Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.

by Cumoran February 23, 2022