Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect
by Oldinc May 27, 2018
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premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text
Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"
by Babbling Brook December 01, 2010
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Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
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Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!
by Smurph69 July 22, 2014
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Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!
by GigiPDX December 06, 2016
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premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 30, 2014
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premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.
When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.
by mikehauncheaux December 16, 2015
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