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Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world
by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021
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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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trans patriot

A weak individual who lacks identity and intelligence and due to family pressure or failed education system waffles between loyalties endangering and embarrassing all nations involved
"Ay devil why does that idiot have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "Oh that's pepe he's a trans patriot"
by McGraze September 4, 2021
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Show of patriotism

to use a food stamp card at a store
Sam offered a show of patriotism as payment for his groceries at the supermarket.
by The White James Stinson December 28, 2011
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Patriot

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.
"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......
by Yulu December 7, 2020
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NFL patriotism

The act of being on the NFL patriot bandwagon
There is NFL patriotism in this house.
by Jingle February 10, 2017
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