Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

northern

Weird, strange or eerie.

I'm glad we left that party, the host was really northern.

by sailor soon February 27, 2017

Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.

Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.

by the dananator August 28, 2010

See The Northern Lights

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

by joseph blough April 19, 2025

Northern Trails

A school in Michigan that my friend Bella goes to. She thinks its pretty nice but I honestly think my school is better. Although their food is better that my school, you should go to Davidsen.

Northern Trails sucks.

by moonwoony September 10, 2022

Northern Norway

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.

Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!

by koselepip November 4, 2017