The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje
by Traytsa August 8, 2007

When someone doesn't have access to proper loading tools such as a loader or skid steer and is forced to unload heavy items by hand.
" There wasn't a loader available at the time , so we ended up having to MUSCLE FUCK the rest of the sod rolls by hand."
by StevenAveryisinnocent April 26, 2016

well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.
by tomshands March 24, 2019

Temporary pseudo-muscles that one acquires while drunk. Usually accompanied by a feeling of invulnerability and lack of foresight.
by JJMcGruff November 30, 2010

A penis that is above the average size
by Girth monster July 5, 2021

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.
by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010
