mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018

Gaming Mug

Gaming Mugs are the definition of high end Gaming, if you don't have a Gaming Mug you aren't a true Gamer. Press F to pay respects to all the Gamers without Gaming Mugs.

Joe Bama: Micheale, where is my gaming mug?
Micheale Bama: I don't know.
Joe Bama: God damn it woman, get me my gaming mug.
Micheale Bama: I refuse.
Joe Bama: Come here girl imma beat yo ass.
Micheale Bama: I want a divorce.
Joe Bama: You can't get a divorce, this is amaraca.
Micheale Bama:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Big Chungus Gaming November 12, 2021

Mug Shot

1. A picture taken to identify a criminal
2. When a mug is shot with a bullet from a firearm

1. We just got done taking prisoner 35664's mug shot.
2. Woah! I got a mug shot!

by BLM_BangLocalMilfs February 17, 2022

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Dirty mug

Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.

Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up

Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”

by Fornicater July 3, 2022

mug warmer

it is a device that heats your mug when it gets cold thats it. it is so simple

i just bought my mug warmer and its great

by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018