im a mug

I’m basically saying I’m a motherfucker in British slang

Me:Oi see at wee cunt James
Friend :Aye at boys a right mug
Me: Aye I heard he said im a mug

by xxx_BIGDICKNOSCOPEKING_xxx January 7, 2018

Mug punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at him 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , proppa mug punter. No chance !

by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017

Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug

"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020

Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

Mug Runcher

See rug muncher .
One who switches positions when munching the rug.

John: Jenna, you're a Mug Runcher !
Jenna: Yes I am, Becki loves it and so do I.

by AndyPansy May 1, 2020

Unt Mug

the unt mug is a passive aggressive mug which has the letters "unt" which are placed right after the c shaped handle

guy 1: "Hey did you go to the University of North Texas?"
guy 2: "No why."
guy 1: "Why do you have their mug then."
guy 2: *Takes sip from unt mug*
guy 1: *Notices*
also guy 1: "This is why i'm in therapy."

by the one guy you know September 8, 2020

mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012