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Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses
Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute
by milkysss May 17, 2023
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Moses

The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing
Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form
by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023
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mosessexual

Someone who loves her boyfriend Moses

Mostly girls named Christina
I’m a mosessexual
by The one595948 July 2, 2023
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Moses Docs

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly
by pinch72 July 20, 2023
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Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.
by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023
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Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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