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Landon

A person who “happens” to be gay, and Nigerian at the same time...
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lardon

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."
by the real zack c August 25, 2006
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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Lardon

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon
by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014
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Landonined

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.
Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.
by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015
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landon joshua

Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.
by noturmomsmom June 2, 2016
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layzon

A guy who thinks he's the "Shizz" at basketball but really sits at home and plays 2K all day.
I went out to play Basketball but it snowed so I decided to pull a Layzon for the day.
by Basketball Fanatic November 27, 2016
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