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Karen

Karen is a beautiful young girl, and the bestest of the best friends you could ever ask for. She has the humor that everyone looks for and also very smart too. Never a lose a friend with the name Karen.
Karen is one of my best friends in the world.
by lilmushroom October 16, 2019
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Karen

Generic white lady. Soccer mom, talks to the manager, and makes bland potato salad.
Get that bland ass potato salad away from my cookout, Karen.
by ysljljs July 11, 2019
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Karen

A name of a girl. Karen means pure. Also a meme name. But all Karen’s are living memes, so it’s okay.
Yeah Karen, clean the dishes.
by karlg77 June 14, 2018
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Karen

a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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Karen

A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
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Karen

Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
"Karen took the kids again"
"Damn, she's good"
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
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Karen

Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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