Carson

conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.

"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!

by catrabies October 27, 2023

carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main smh

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

carson c.

a really sexy hot amazing guy that has over a million hoes and will take all your bitches and prolly fuck all the females in your family

some hoe: did u see Carson c. he is sooo fine<3
mar: mine bro
Carson: i got so many hoes man

by papasfav April 30, 2023

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023