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cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.
That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.
by da wong mang November 16, 2021
mugGet the cancer stuckmug.

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog
Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”
by Cancer dog March 7, 2020
mugGet the Cancer dogmug.

Cancer Estate

A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.

So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.
Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway
by SmoggyLeaf May 9, 2022
mugGet the Cancer Estatemug.

pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.
"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."
by chellygel January 26, 2015
mugGet the pun cancermug.

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015
mugGet the Cancer Bazookamug.

gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.
"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."
by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009
mugGet the gesticular cancermug.

colon cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit
by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021
mugGet the colon cancermug.

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