joony cakes

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

cake top

a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.

"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"

by breannahharmonbitches December 28, 2008

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

CuDi CaKe

Brownies or baked goods with weed in them. Named after the rapper/stoner KiD CuDi

Hey man want some pot brownies?
Yeah dawg, I love CuDi CaKes.

by Locke2917 November 4, 2009

Dauntless cake

The best cake in the entire world 🍰

Where there is dauntless cake, there is Tobias.

by Perksofbeingvicki June 10, 2014

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

nub cake

a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.

Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.

by Honest Justice May 30, 2006