had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Oklahoma biscuit

A white girl who loves to be double teamed by two large black men.

Jane's a nasty bitch; Tyrone and Ray Dogg made her an Oklahoma biscuit last night.

by DJ Travi-TRON February 7, 2012

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.

Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.

by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009

fish biscuit

Skanky smelly snatch.

I couldn't keep going after getting a whiff of her fish biscuit.

by laporte July 11, 2009

Nab that biscuit

Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.

To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.

It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."

Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.

or

Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!

by Cubonebone February 7, 2010