A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Rubric28 September 17, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a bottom. A lil boy who acts quirky. Maybe hes got a skater energy. Only thing that is sure is he is a bottom
by AsterDragon April 27, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noahs really nice, he/she is super kind to all people but if you wake them up its a diferent story. Noah has lots of friends and is very smart. And he/she considers all of his/her friends family
Noah: Hi! I'm Noah! Are you the New girl?
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
by hewoimWALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII June 3, 2021
Get the Noahmug. He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
by Bill2819 November 5, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
Get the noahmug.