JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

JoJo

Its the best show there is that only the manliest of the manly people can watch.
If you watch JoJo then you literally get 50 hoes everyday just fighting to be first in line to please you.
Jk JoJo is gay.

you: Hey i watch jojo!
the person you are talking to you: nigga you gay

by Hadidas CEO February 19, 2020

Jojo

The most On9 person you ever see.

Jojo why are you so on9

by Diooooooooo November 22, 2021

JoJo

JoJo is reffering to two things, first, the series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure", also known as JJBA, it is literally the definition of heaven and I'm still waiting for chapter 109, the second is a person who's first name starts with: "G", "J" or "H" and last name starts with: "J", "K", "H" or "G", also anyone who's the 2nd definition of JoJo is an absolute gigachad.

Jimmy: "Yo bro I just heard that John is a JoJo!"

Tommy: "Oh that explains why he has 54 girls after him and constantly fighting to show that only 1 of them are allowedd to simp for him!"

Marc: "YO, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"

All k JoJo fans in existance: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

by XxNiggaxX July 13, 2021

JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.

Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!

by poodictionairy April 8, 2024

JoJo Thimblethumb

JoJo Thimblethumb is a Man in their late fifties who enjoys gardening. He is a kind-hearted Person and likes Green Tea.

"Did you hear about JoJo Thimblethumb??"
"Yea, I hear he likes Tea!"

by Azilla April 30, 2024

Jojo

Jojo is the kind of girl who knows what she wants from life. She is very determined, if she wants something, she overturns the mountains and finally gets it. It is not for everyone, because not everyone can afford it, once you gain their trust, you will have the most sincere love possible. She is a beauty of nature, a madwoman with style and elegance. With it there are only two options, one dominates or will dominate you, especially in bed. She has the sweetest lips, her sensuality is specific to her. I love you so much Jojo ..

Jojo , you are the best wife

by Lucian.LJ November 21, 2021