by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
