Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
by BatGirlBiatch February 17, 2014
Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
by lak1214 January 05, 2012
The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
Jesse is a unicorn fucker.
by Kat Kathryne September 04, 2011
Jalen green: yo I’m so unicorn fam not even lebron can can hold me. Yenno what joseph ur defo a certified unicorn fam🦄 now.
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
by Jholani8 July 02, 2020
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
Your unicorn is that person you see everywhere and always cross paths with; you both recognize each other, but rarely move past the awkward eye contact because you’ve never actually met.
The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.
The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.
"Donahoe had encountered his unicorn earlier that day at the gym. They were standing next to each other and were the only two in the area. It was a little awkward because they had once interacted, Donahoe said, but they didn’t actually know each other."
"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."
"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."
by Drainitup April 12, 2015
A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022