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Unicorn Fritz

A herd of Unicorn. (Plural: Unicai.)
"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
by i<3Hoes October 4, 2011
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Hungry Unicorn

Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
"Get on all fours bitch, I am a Hungry Unicorn!"
by lak1214 January 7, 2012
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Unicorn Fucker

The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011
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Unicorn Lice

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
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frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011
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The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.
The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.
by Hillary4prezz2016 June 5, 2010
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Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 22, 2014
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