Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

complete jack torrance

someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.

Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.

by suemeorsuemenot14 February 28, 2026