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Dirty Teela

the act of having sex in a fire then smearing your ashes on the male’s tip
I had a dirty teela with my aunt.
by dirty teela April 28, 2020
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Purvi-Thalamic Glitch

Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
by Titbitss February 22, 2026
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Purvi-Thalamic Glitch

Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
by Titbitss February 22, 2026
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roy and thea

i wish i had a bond like roy and thea
by roya August 17, 2021
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take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course
I’ll take you thru Thea
by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022
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