Taylor Swift

The fierce motherfucking queen of the world. The end.

Feeling like a Taylor Swift today

by 1989<3 May 15, 2015

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift in an American singer and songwriter. She just rerecoded her album from 2008 Fearless now it's called Fearless Taylor's version. She is absolutely intelligent and beautiful. She just won a Brit award. She has a boyfriend his name is Joe :) (Joe Alwyn). She has three cats (Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button). And I'm sure she's bisexual ❤️.

If you're depressed or you're really sad go on YouTube type Taylor Swift and listen to her music :*

by full.moon.13 May 15, 2021

Switchblade

When you have an erection and you put it between your legs so it appears to be a mangina, then suddenly you release, and KAPOW WAM BAM STEAL THE VAN. THE KIDS GOT A STIFFY. This is often executed into a friends face because it fucking hilarious

I switchbladed rolf earlier in the night. I need to look out or he is gunna goat me

by WAMBAMSTEALTHEVAN13 July 28, 2010

Taylor Swift

A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.

13 y.o. girl: OMG!1!!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw!!11! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN!!1!!

Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)

by 3803 July 15, 2009

BAMF Switch

The moment in an action, or other genre of film, where a lead character becomes significantly more of a BAMF than they were a moment before.

Switches are often characterized by a more bad ass musical score, a slow mo' scene, or some sort of brief phrase, such as "No", "Kill 'im", or "Hey- ARG!1!" *Arm breaks*.

The Rundown: After The Rock grabs the two shotguns.

The Matrix: During Morphius' rescue, just after the security guard says, "Holy Shit!"

BAMF Switch... Lol

by jkar64 October 7, 2008

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.

I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.

by RageFire January 8, 2008