Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Seed Throat

Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.

The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.

May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.

"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."

"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"

by NRE808 November 9, 2018

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)

Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it

by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010