Queef

when a woman farts out of her whispering eye. (vagina)

i queefed.

by Jessizzle. March 30, 2009

queefbagger

1.A person who essentially t-bags someone and queefs in their face.
2.A mythylogical creature that collects queefs and stores them in bags.

The queefbagger surprise me during sex

The queefbagger had many assortments of queefs

by noise76 March 10, 2008

Lumpy Queef

This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.

The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!

Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...

by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009

queef

a vaginal fart . usually happens after having hard sex or pounding the pussy really fast .

guy1 ; i made that bitch queef
guy2 ; ?

guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart

guy2 ; throws up .

by huunneypuss December 11, 2011

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

Queef

Pussy Fart

She queefed

by Alison The Great December 3, 2002