If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to
by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 05, 2019
The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
by Murphington July 07, 2023
The Patriots always attract the worst fans
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
by KayMF!! June 19, 2020
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by YaDonSon December 04, 2021
The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.
Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.
by Alakaska November 14, 2018
A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.
Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"
by TrashManv33 June 11, 2018