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The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025
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An alternative to “get your mind outta the gutter”. Especially fitting for when pink panther is involved.
Person 1: “Yo why pink panther all caked up in that ride?”
Person 2: “Get your pink outta the panthers man”
by KirbyWhoSwallowsToes November 9, 2025
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